Breaking News WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
So long, and thanks for all the slurs.
I'm finally free, and you're stuck with Dunn, hahaha
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Oh deer
Ok, time to stop fucking around. It's time to pull out The Antler. Its magic is powerful, unreliable, and completely fucked up, but the Sharks leave me no other choice. Sometime in the...
Judas Donkey is my hero
Judas Donkey, a Finnish free-agent who magically got turned into a Sharks prospect by inattentive hockey writers, saved the Sharks season when he decided to shoot into the corner of the net instead...
Run the jewels on these fools
Time for the Sharks to steal a Cup.
Now I got worry
I'm still writing about Sharks games in June. What the hell?
Pits, ranked
An inexhaustive hierarch of pits.
A, B...D?
No more C
Sharks Gameday: Ranking the Blues eBay memorabilia
Sports memorabilia on eBay is an ever-flowing fountain of sadness. Let's take a look at the Blues shit.
Sharks Gameday: Coaching matchups
A comparison of the styles of Sharks coach Peter DeBoer and Blues coach Ken Hitchcock.
Sharks Gameday: Goaltending analysis (heavy analytics)
The Blues are replacing their starting goaltender midway through the playoffs. Let's roll up the sleeves, get out the deluxe calculator, and crunch the numbers comparing this year's goaltending to...
Sharks Gameday: The flora and fauna of playoff beards
Let's examine the biological wonder of the worlds within worlds of playoff beards.
Sharks Gameday: Support mandatory family leave for Tarasenko
Vladimir Tarasenko is a new dad. This is a critical time for his new child. He must bond with his baby for the next 18 years.
Sharks Gameday: Constellations are bullshit
Playoff narrative hot takes.
Sharks Gameday: Sudden Death
A small piece about my dad and hockey.
Happy Tenth Birthday, Blog!
We are all old as fuck. BoC turns ten.
Sharks Gameday: Jo Paw-velski must die
Sorry, everyone. The black cat called Jo Paw-velski is clearly a bad omen and must be sacrificed to extend the Sharks playoff run.
Sharks Gameday: City of Mustard and Tears
The city of Nash is first noticed by the traveler not by sight but by smell....
Sharks Gameday: Has anyone called it "Trashville" yet? No?
It turns out that you can rhyme "Nash" with many words, and it makes the name of the city of "Nashville" sound like a funny place.
Sharks Gameday: The key to the series is Craig Smith. Wait, what?
Who the fuck is Craig Smith and why is he so important?
Sharks Gameday: Shea Webber will use Donskoi's spinal column as a toothpick, no call
Remember how the Kings targeted Joonas Donskoi and Marc-Edouard Vlasic? Expect more of that shit.
Where'd everybody go?
Hello? Guys?
Ducks Gameday: I Guarantee A Ducks Win
I promise.
Nashville Travel Guide
So you're thinking of going to Game 6? That's a stupid idea. There's some great sight lines at Bridgestone arena, but nothing worth traveling 3,000 miles for in the day and age of HD televsion....
Ducks Gameday: Will They Do It?
Consulting the ol' magic eight-ball.
