Well, if Pat Robertson is right (and he usually is) Haiti could use some Satanic intervention right about now to get them out of this jam. Maybe Satan would be willing to help the Haitian people out again if we just asked him nicely. All Satanic pact requests can be sent to: hung.asHell@yahoo.com.
Thinking about how you're going to die is pretty stressful for most of us. Luckily, flowcharts are a good way to organize your thoughts and work through stressful, complex scenarios. That's exactly why we created this flowchart to help you determine how you're going to die:
Where You've Seen Her: You may not know of Dominica Westling, but you definitely know Shaq, and according to several news sources, Dominica was his mistress at some point in time. So what if Shaq wants to be/is a cop? He's Shaq! And she's hot!
These were taken from one of the weirdest single serving sites on the internet. You can see more from the HCWFITM guys here, here,here and here...and here. And here.
Conan O'Brien's future is in jeopardy. NBC wants to move his Tonight Show out of it's current time slot, a place it's held in NBC's late-night line-up for 60 years, so that they can fit Jay Leno's fat ass in front of him. Conan leaving the Tonight Show would be an absolute disaster. When dealing with disaster scenarios, it's always good to have a back-up plan. That's why we've come up with a few alternative careers for Conan to pursue after NBC screws him over:
Where You've Seen Her: Deanna Russo is a TV acting giant. Starring in The Young and The Restless for a whole year, she went on to star in the hit show The Knight Rider, for a whole year. Hopefully, she'll star in...okay, I got nothing here. Enjoy the hot pictures!
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