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Why, In Retrospect, the E-4 Would Have Preferred to Have Had His Car Towed1. Welcome to the latest edition of the Friday Funnies, another quartet of episodes in which someone qualifies for membership in Densa, which is our version of Mensa, except that Mensa is for people who are in the top two percent of the population in intelligence, and Densa members appear to be, well, you get the picture. B. One dark night in Norfolk, an hour before midnight, an AC1 and an AC2 started playing poker. Two and a half hours later, the junior guy asked to borrow the first class’s motorcycle so he could zip over to a nearby convenience store for some cigarettes. The AC1 knew that the AC2 didn’t have a motorcycle license and hadn’t taken a course, but for some unfathomable reason, decided to hand him the key. Perhaps the AC2 was the big loser so far in poker and the AC1 wanted to keep playing. The AC1 offered his buddy a helmet, which his buddy (hold on to your seats, this is a shocker) declined. C. Outwitted by an inanimate object this week is an STS1 in Connecticut who was helping a buddy work on his car. They had it up on jacks and had finished whatever mechanical task was on the agenda. When they tried to lower it back to earth, the jack handle stuck. D. Meanwhile, over in the ship’s gym, an off-duty Seabee was sparring. I’m sure this is a duly authorized fitness activity and excellent exercise, to boot. However, in this case, and in spite of his boxing helmet, this BU2’s sparring partner punched him in the nose. It broke. 2. That’s all for this week, friends and neighbors. See you next time with a few more episodes in the ongoing saga of best-laid plans and poorly laid plans and no plans at all. Summary of Mishaps for June and July 2008
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