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  1. @MrHolster can you read that in under 5 minutes? Got visuals to punch your good lines? I think you can cut more, but great start.
  2. For my Jason DeRusha Day, I got a rock. #DeRushaDay
  3. RT @Papatola A thought for the day regarding creativity: http://twitpic.com/iltlq // where do I sign up?!
  4. Gotsa hide my social media report card from Momma: "Runs with scissors." "Doesn't play well with others."
  5. @ArtHappyHour fuck you
  6. RT @DeRushaJ This is why ordering a salad at Arby's is a poor idea. http://twitpic.com/iiiuo //oh my, like asking for foie gras @ State Fair
  7. @ArtHappyHour How's the view from Mount Parnassus?
  8. To some, caterwauling, to others, well, a shitty little thing called heartbreak http://bit.ly/MO700
  9. but in your eyes your sorrow shows
  10. You won't forget her
  11. In her eyes you see nothing
  12. And in all fairness, the U.S. Constitution ratified a yr B4 Bastille Day, but you folks wouldn't have won the war w/o de Layfayette.
  13. @glimpsesofsoul LOL only because I'm an idiot. Didn't realize that was a link. Myopic and confused, but still breathing.
  14. RT @BobDylanSays When do you ever see the light? // SEE? An oracle!
  15. @glimpsesofsoul fried egg sammys or solitude? Excuse me, I've been ranting and have to wipe off the froth.
  16. Americans: We BUILT your country (and we left a present in NY). Oh, and that Constitution of yours? Ours first, fought for first.
  17. grilled cheese goes better with tomato-onion jam in it. And chunkier bread. Proud to be French!
  18. Hey everyone I used to know: Lost the directions to your grave sites. Can you forward? Have flowers to leave.
  19. It only takes one semi-successful relationship to disabuse you of the value of solitude.
  20. really tired of eating fried egg sandwiches