When Im driving home late at night folks, I like to read LiveScience.com on my laptop computer because I know I wont fall asleep at the wheel if Im enraged. Evidently, scientists have found that chimps are more evolved than humans.- Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
According to the Web page LiveScience, sex and laughter are good for your heart. Do you know that? Unless your partners laughing at you during sex. Thats bad for your heart.- Jay Leno, The Tonight Show