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I guess it’s “Be rude to anthropomorphized web services that are just trying to do their job Friday” up in here. about 4 hours ago from twitterrific |
If Hulu doesn't stop buffering so often, I'm going to have to stop spoofing my IP to illicitly watch their content. Jerks. about 4 hours ago from twitterrific |
Well, now I know the bathing-suit grooming habits of my friend’s little sister. Thanks a lot, Facebook, you asshole. about 6 hours ago from twitterrific |
Upgraded a bunch of songs to iTunes Plus. Can’t really hear the difference.
(“But! But!” Audiophiles are preemptively invited to blow me.)... about 7 hours ago from web |
"I've never seen a picture of him, but I'll bet he's cute. Even if he's not cute, he's cute on the Internet." about 17 hours ago from Tweetie |
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Prof gave my paper nothing but glowing feedback—and an A-minus. Should I have stapled a damn handjob to the back? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME.... about 21 hours ago from twitterrific |
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A week ago it was -30℃. Today it's +5°C and raining. Mother Nature must be off her meds again. 3:33 PM Jan 29th from Tweetie |
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Twitterrific is prettier, but Tweetie lets me do more.
It's the classic high-schooler's dilemma. 11:48 AM Jan 29th from Tweetie |
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Installer, I’ll restart my computer when I damn well feel like it, even if I have to Force Quit you to do it. 9:50 AM Jan 29th from twitterrific |
This bus shelter smells like hot piss, but it's freezing outside, so I guess the key word is "hot." 7:16 PM Jan 28th from Tweetie |
You know what today needed? A fire drill. OH HEY JACKPOT. 1:50 PM Jan 28th from web |
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She rips labels off beer bottles quickly. “Like Band-Aids,” she says.
I love her more than words. 1:44 AM Jan 28th from Tweetie |
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