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@jw We're closed. |
@plasticbagUK I second the motion |
Who watches a creepy guy walk up to them with a tank of compressed air, put a nozzle to their forehead, and ask, "what'cha doin fella?" |
On reflection most of the locals in No Country For Old Men were pretty damn stupid. |
@joshualane Do you have FTP access? If so, please launch the new version. kthx |
@wishingline Just sleep on @luxuryluke 's roof. |
@Michigania 2 degrees? That's crazy talk. |
@amentele I moved out of South Dakota 31 years ago. It's your turn. |
@bhefter Frozen beer doesn't count my man. |
To all of you who are stuck in winters harsh grip: http://bit.ly/2tGr |
Dear Republicans, we didn't elect Obama because he wasn't white. Asshats. http://bit.ly/16rLO |
@murtaugh Oh you just go Sail Away™ already. |
@JennLukas You're an evil genius. |
@jennlukas Phil isn't strong enough. Make it really painful: http://bit.ly/vrQY |
@ccashdollar I need to get me one of those. |
@ccashdollar If you're going to bring beer at work, you need to bring enough to share with the rest of us. |
@JasonCalacanis It means cougars will buy you a mojito if you wink nicely. |
Just had 20 minutes of my day wasted by Form magazine. No, we won't try to compete with India to redevelop your website for crackers. |
"Amazon.com posted a 9% profit rise. Net sales jumped 18% to $6.70 billion amid gains in both its U.S. and overseas businesses." |
