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In this flattened Internet-based world, in which codes does one have hoes? about 24 hours ago from web |
When "simplistic" finally means "simple," Webster's will blame the bloggers. 7:43 PM Jan 28th from web |
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Retweeting is so bad that I hope you ban all five of your followers from doing it. (LONG LIVE THE RETWEET) 10:31 AM Jan 28th from web |
I played it safe at the lesbian free clinic, venturing only a "Good evening, ladies and germs!" 8:54 PM Jan 27th from web |
@diannedeguzman My followers are my free publicity. Each of them is so badass they equal one thousand of anyone else's followers. 6:54 PM Jan 27th from web |
HOW MANY MORE AUTHORS WILL GOOGLE HAVE TO KILL BEFORE YOU WAKE UP, SHEEPLE 11:16 AM Jan 27th from web |
Things I've Actually Done #1: Before checking results from the city clinic, set iTunes to "mood music." 11:15 AM Jan 27th from web |
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John Updike passed away. Which makes me almost as sad as his books do. 11:00 AM Jan 27th from web |
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For those confused by the updates from @molls, she's (seriously) walking around Hollywood (honestly) dressed as a (literal) giant vagina. 2:07 PM Jan 26th from web |
No lie: iTunes Genius just graduated to Savant. It built me a playlist from "Men's Wearhouse: George Zimmer Guaranteed Booty Remix." 2:04 PM Jan 26th from web |
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Reasons I'm doing real work again: 1. More Twitter followers. 2. My Wikipedia entry still redirects to Valleywag. 3. Can't afford steak. 7:14 PM Jan 25th from web |
Ugh, the Favrd Twitter account isn't linking to the site properly. Guess I'll have to type the whole--oh it autocompletes. Heh. 6:15 PM Jan 25th from web |