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listened to a podcast about a man who had an egg sized lump with a grub in it on his scalp. I have a fever of 101. coincidence?
truth: I've been unaware of a stray sock that, by way of static cling, has been hugging my calf all day.
time it takes to walk to work: 10 minutes. time it took to drive and find parking: 36 minutes.
Larry Flint patenting nudity would be less absurd than Apple patenting pinch/spread.
OH: "padding is hard" #css
Obama's impersonation of GW, heard in Audacity of Hope, is too kind.
spent 10 minutes reading about nullity on a site google led me to before I realized it was a KKK sponsored white pride site. KKK? math? huh?
no need for 140 characters. 30rock_s01e11 should be plenty.
if i'm already on plinky should I really need to signup? http://is.gd/h1GE
made the mistake of looking at the 5 day forecast for SF just now and my displeasure speaks for itself
hipster neighbors just started some sort of chaotic party like gathering. I just started filling some sort of fist sized water vessels.
walked to office for quiet writing space. a win for the writing sure, but bigger win for leaving the car at home as I hear alarms/breakins.
the zero was for someone else
why is that helicopter still hovering in one spot? it's been there for hours.0
swing bikes are crazy (google them). but maybe crazier is that the only people willing to post videos of them live in Utah
new annoying behavior of mine: pointing at 3x3 pixel blocks on photographs and pointing out the imaginary animal. "dude, a lobster!"
I've discovered, quite serendipitously, what may be the shortest English sentence. Go.
ugh. being awake since 3am (a horrible time of night to have a gun fight) is hitting me hard.
primal
great quote from Tim O'Reilly: "how many competitors have you enabled?"
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