Sayeth @btemps- 'I better call my family and wish them a happy Thanksgiving before I get drunk and belligerent.' So true.
4:02 PM Nov 27th from txt
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Now to brine the turkey, which should be a euphemism for something dirty.
8:43 PM Nov 26th from web
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I'm going to put a stick in my bullet-proof pecan pie and call it a lollipop.
10:43 AM Nov 26th from web
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Followed a couple people I know personally (thought not well) who didn't follow back. Is it okay to find that mildly annoying/insulting?
10:06 AM Nov 26th from web
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Orders for durable goods are way down. In a related story, my pecan pies are now considered "durable goods."
9:25 AM Nov 26th from web
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Pumpkin pies turned out awesome, but the pecan pies looks like they would stop a bullet - maybe not such a bad thing in my neighborhood.
9:02 AM Nov 26th from web
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"Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time" Commemorative Plates #4: Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football
5:38 PM Nov 25th from web
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"Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time" Commemorative Plates #2: Joe the Plumber.
5:17 PM Nov 25th from web
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