| shellen Me: What would you like to get Mommy for Christmas? Miles(3): a lightsaber Me: I don't think she wants one. Miles: Ok, maybe a red one then. 8:04 PM Dec 8th from web |
| nergets The most despicable of all human behaviour occurs when the species is asked to board the plane by zone. You'd think people were looting. 11:37 AM Nov 16th from Twinkle |
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| crujones Just finished my 8,000th consecutive day having Kix for breakfast. Thats got to be a record. Hey Kix, wanna sponsor RAD Racing? 5:49 AM Nov 11th from twhirl |
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| nergets Ex-gf has a 4-week cycle. Week 1: "I miss you." Week 2: "Let's get together." Week 3: Goes completely crazy. Week 4: Silence. Begin again. 11:38 AM Sep 29th from web |
| baratunde #RNC08 Baby daddy Levi is the best safe sex ad ever. "Do you want to end up on nat'l TV at the Republican convention?" USE A CONDOM 8:06 PM Sep 4th from web |
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