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Thank you everyone for the messages. Remember I am practically dead, barely functional. Your patience is appreciated. Will blog again soon
@gazzalon We are holding the red onions
@gazzalon Clove of garlic?
@simondyda I am almost dead but nonetheless invigorated by the flush of ground-breaking liberal electoral success
What a truly great day for America. An historic moment.
@vdovault Wages are all out of wack. It would be fairer if people were paid alphabetically!
@MadCatUSA Hi Arnie, how's my favourite chunky German governator?
@cruse1977 I still want to see visual evidence of the eyebrow
@ClaireInParis No brainer was my instant, pithy response to @twitterforpeace whose project doesn't require a lot of mental activity to back
@cruse1977 Keep your eyebrow there, take a picture, show to everyone. FYI I am currently flying at 35,000 feet over the Atlantic Ocean
Retweeting @deekdeekster: #peace http://twitterforpeace.com/ come on everybody, do something positive
@euonymous The British press trustable? Now that is funny
Via @Cerebrium I see it as cutting out the middle man. Instead of the papers reporting every boring detail, the celebrities are doing it :)
Retweeting @DaddyBird: @JohnCleese Apparently they are ignorant of the sheer exhilaration that is German mustard!
I bet the Daily Mail will be using it themselves this year. I'll bet you one curate's egg, 2nd hand, couple of million careless owners
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