WHERE DID MY COFFEE MUG GO? I JUST HAD IT A.. oh.. there it is.
Carry on, everyone. Crisis averted. about 3 hours ago from web |
I laundered my Daring Fireball t-shirt and my Red Sox t-shirt in the same load, and now my dryer vent is clogged with irony. about 21 hours ago from web |
Bad news: catastrophic hard drive failure.
Good news: inbox zero! about 22 hours ago from web |
DEAR SANTA WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING ME FOR XMAS? I HOPE ITS A SHAMWOW OR A CLAPPER OR SOMETHING FROM THAT BILLY MAYS GUY ON THE TV. KTHX about 23 hours ago from web |
I think it's time for Opportunity to start using the fucking doorbell. I can't hear him knocking from my office up here. 7:48 AM yesterday from web |
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Assuming you were, in fact, having a "party in your pants", would it be better to send traditional paper invitations rather than an Evite? 12:24 PM Dec 11th from web |
My obvious lack of attention to you doesn't mean I'm not interested in what you're saying, it just means you're taking too long to say it. 9:01 AM Dec 11th from web |
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Academy Award nominees were just announced; I'm sad the script on my desk was not among them. Perhaps I should actually sell it first. 5:47 AM Dec 11th from web |
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I'm saddened that none of my UK followers seemed to enjoy and/or appreciate my Benjamin Disraeli tweet from earlier today. Limey bastards. 5:40 PM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
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Gave my dog a new toy tonight - it is, ahem, a "squeaky beaver".
I think I am having more fun with the name than he is with the toy itself. 4:52 PM Dec 10th from web |
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*Almost* fit a tweet about Benjamin Disraeli and "Tory-statue rape" into 140 characters. Almost. 12:11 PM Dec 10th from web |
I am hurtling towards tweet #3000 at a rate that would make Einstein reevaluate the whole C-as-a-constant idea. 7:14 AM Dec 10th from web |
It's 10am already? No way. Really? But I just got up. Dammit! How did that happen?
Oh.
Well played, Tylenol PM. Well played. 7:03 AM Dec 10th from web |