 | cabel Poor guy in 7-11 parking lot can't get his ftozen Porsche SUV doors to open. He must not have sprung for the heated dick warmers. about 2 hours ago from NatsuLiphone |
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| meowrey Wanna know if the gift's from me? Just look for the crumpled corners, and the strand of my hair stuck to every goddamn piece of scotch tape. about 8 hours ago from web |
| cabel I don't understand how anyone can use an iPhone when the drop shadow on the red icon number badge is being cropped too short on the bottom. about 9 hours ago from NatsuLiphone |
 | scottsimpson To parents, the family car is a secret sanctum: it's the only place where it's not only acceptable but required to tie down your children. about 9 hours ago from web |
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 | hotdogsladies "Will Daddy take out the recycling, Ellie?"
"Eleanor, did Mommy forget to buy bananas?"
Our daughter. The passive-aggressive whiteboard. about 17 hours ago from web |
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| AmyJane Jonas: "I like being the only kid because what if we had another one and he was a jerk?"
EXACTLY! 8:43 AM Dec 20th from web |
 | gordonshumway Parties with lots of ad agency types are more like impromptu contests for the most pretentious eyeglasses. 7:46 PM Dec 19th from web |
