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Caffeine! I have not wanted anything this bad since big Jim back in 1971 http://tinyurl.com/59cbx3 it did not seem so homoerotic back then |
If Caffeine is so bad for me how come it makes me feel so dang good. must...resist....urge...NO Caffeine. ARGH!!!!!!! Some one help me!!!! |
Either asmatic in a black hoodie & cape got on my bus or I'm giving a ride to Darth Vader-hope he doesn't find my lack of faith disturbing |
If you're posting to your blog & twitter at 3:32 AM when you have to be to work at 6-you could be a web 2.0 addict. Hi I'm Dan I'm an Addict |
Whats worse, my alarm clock radio firing up William Shattner singing mr. tambourine man or find out my 16 year old daughter is pregnant? |
Just started my Bus Driver Blog http://danbusdriverman.blog... It's time the world knows what a strange life I live behind the wheel. |
weapon I could use to fight off the raccoons-44 Mag hmm too loud-Sword? No to close-broom? screw it-Bon Appetit Raccoons I'll clean up after |
@TI3GIB oh come on what's not funny? |
Two Raccoons eating my garbage looked at me with Raccoon sarcasm and said "Forgot to bring a weapon didn't you thumb user" I know they did |
woke up to the sound of a raccoon turning my garbage into an all you can eat buffet. Ran outside, 2 of them!! I'm back inside inside now. |
when snow on the ground-that's when I miss Melbourne town-From toorak to middle park oh how bold-I miss you when I'm freezing ass cold |
I'm ten seconds from giving up on my dream of the flying car, But you'll pry my jet pack from my cold dead fingers http://tinyurl.com/dxo3mq |
Can some one please tell Salma Heyek that I'm single again ....oh and that and she should drop the restraining order against me. |
In Islamic nations do they have Elbows & Ankles porn mags? With special Calf-foldout spread in the middle? Too much of a mans world for me |
You look up-see a strange pattern of lights-if first thought is "Klingon Bird of Prey?"-not "Airplane"-That's when you know "I'm a geek" |
two days off great glory! it's time to bring on the love. Who loves ya world? I do, that's who. Already singing about it...YES! Big UP WOrld |
Portland has new blanket of snow and it's my friday. I hope you all have as much fun as I'm going to have. time to FORM VOLTRON!!!!! |
Wow Hulu has old rockford files...I'm in flashback haven http://tinyurl.com/5pgjlz |
Work is done, Voodoo Dognut here I come, bacon on maple bar will tasted the best, Watch out Portland... I HUNGER! |
Drunk guy got on bus started to nod off. he yelled at me when I talked to him so.. He just got off my bus 13 miles away from home after nap |
