The first song I ever wrote was called "You Annoy Me." Okay, that's not exactly true; the first song I wrote was "Buffy's Fluffy." (My childhood dog was named Buffy.) But "You Annoy Me" was the first tune to be recorded onto a cassette -- one that I still have, somewhere.
Speaking of being annoyed, the Huffington Post is asking readers to vote for the most annoying song of all time. So far, the No. 1 spot is held by Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achy Breaky Heart." I'm sure you can guess some of the other songs in the running: "Macarena"? Check. "My Humps"? Definitely. A song I was happy to see on there -- even though merely reading the title gave me flashbacks to every workout I ever did at the Valley Athletic Club in Tumwater, Wash. -- was "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65. Arrgh, as I typed that last sentence, I clenched my fist and simulated a bicep curl.
What song makes you tear your hair out? >>