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jay dedman
jaydedman Just paid 1.69 for a gallon of gas. A gallon of water is 2.55. Please explain this math.
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson To honor certain archaic societies, our house features a menstrual hut. It's shaped like a Prius and I can cry there whenever I want.
kenyatta cheese
kenyatta wow. I'd forgotten what real leadership sounds like.
Melody McCloskey
MelodyMcC The lines are so long to vote early it's like Disneyland...except the ride is democracy
Bre Pettis
bre OH: I don't know what happened officer, the robot went crazy and started stabbing him.
Rex Sorgatz
fimoculous "abusement" should be a word.
Rex Sorgatz
fimoculous "You autocomplete me."
jay dedman
jaydedman McCain: "Healthcare? I gave myself a MRI using a microwave at the 7/11. AND I had a delicious taquito. THAT'S consumer freedom."
Steve Woolf
stevewoolf whoa. zadi just put on "don't fear the reaper." that song really DOES need more cowbell.
Annie Tsai
annieisms OH: "anything porn-related is good... sex-related, you know." ... "that just goes for all things, though."
J Thornburg
InsoOutso I wonder who narrated Morgan Freeman's thoughts as his life passed before his eyes?
Halfdan Reschat
Reschat The Joker: "You see, nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying."
Julia Allison
juliaallison I've never known anyone to regret making amends.
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson My son won't even eat ice cream if it's presented as "dinner," but he'll eat hamster poop if it's presented as "Whole Foods free sample."
irina slutsky
irinaslutsky In reality life of "microcelebrity" resembles the fate of Sisyphus, whose boulder rolls back down mountain every time he reaches the summit.
Steve Woolf
stevewoolf i wonder if you know where to dig you can find the old darpanet hanging out. i want to be an internet archaeologist.
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson My son threw a wad of play $$$ at my daughter. In a perfect world, my wife would get mad at me if I HADN'T sung "make it rain on them hoes".
Chris Pirillo
chrispirillo If Mother Theresa or Ghandi had a blog, I bet people would find a way to hate 'em. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
Steve Woolf
stevewoolf new upgrade to twitter -- now direct message a booty call by using: 69 {username} {message}
Annie Tsai
annieisms OH- "Guys are like computers, you have to turn them on to get their attention."
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