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Today we say goodbye to a true friend and visionary, who managed to convince Gene that a blind Starship pilot wasn't too kitchy. RIP MB. |
It's so effing cold outside! If it were any colder I might lose this boner I've maintained since 1982. |
I just bought a quesadilla maker. I'm going to go make quesadillas like a motherfucker! |
Come on guys! I'm so much cooler than him! |
I love watching the early election results; with 1% of polls reporting, I was actually carrying Utah for 3 minutes! Burton/Spiner '08! |
With Election Day so close, I would like to reiterate how similar hosting a children's educational show is to being President. Vote LeVar! |
Winning idea: Lando Calrissian. I believe my scoundrel attitude and excessive consumption of Colt 45 make me well-suited for this role. |
@max_dobberstein Touché sir! |
Most popular response: Sarah Palin. I realize I'm sexy and inept, but that might be pushing it a little. |
Everyone, what should I be for Halloween? Need ideas! |
People often ask me "LeVar, boxers or briefs"? My response? Neither. Nothing can cage this beast. |
You know how they say if you are getting enough fiber your poop should float? My poop levitates 3 inches above the water. |
LeVar does not take no for an answer. Unless the question is "is LeVar Burton not the awesomest, most sexy guy alive." |
@TinaFey can confirm that the phrase was originally "Once you go LeVar, you never go back." |
I can speak from personal experience with both women that this is right on: http://tinyurl.com/3ztxxj |
The only thing more delicious than a ham and cheese melt with horseradish mayo is Gates McFadden's tears. |
LeVar says: eff those guys! Vote for LeVar! #current #debate08 |
Oh hi there @GeordiLaforge. Are you fresh and original? Are you a clever Twitterer? I will pay someone to kill your entire family! |
You're a director, and you must choose Tom Cruise or Will Smith for your new movie. Who do you choose? You choose Levar Burton god damn it! |
This election season, please remember: you are not limited to the candidates on the ballot! Use the write-in! I got 27 votes last time. |
