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bertramcooper
bertramcooper @peggyolson @ken_cosgrove @harrycrane What's this I hear about an office Christmas party? Will there be soup?
hodgman
hodgman You can tell it is Paul F. Tompkins because his twitters are wearing a pocket watch.
bettydraper
bettydraper What's all the fuss about a woman getting a job as a secretary?
dailycoyote
dailycoyote This is embarassing: I ALMOST offered a bit of cheese to my robot vacuum as a reward for cleaning my floor so well.
davidlebovitz
davidlebovitz Well, it's nice that so many people think Barack Obama is the perfect man. But I'm still in Daniel Craig's camp.
Steve Jenson
Steve Jenson
davidlebovitz
davidlebovitz And on the corner is the best looking man I've ever seen in my life. No wonder that woman is screaming so loud.
bertramcooper
bertramcooper Just got back from Gimbels with a new yellow argyle vest. 39% off! This week keeps getting better and better.
Alex Payne
davidlebovitz
davidlebovitz Prius-drivers are the new Volvo-drivers.
Steve Jenson
stevej "Computers are like Old Testament gods: lots of rules and no mercy." - Joseph Campbell
Jack Dorsey
jack Note on my desk from Evan: "Dear Jack, I took $1 for the bus. I will pay it back. Sincerely, Evan"
davidlebovitz
davidlebovitz much as I'd love to get a French fireman in my apt, I don't think putting an empty caramel pot back on a gas burner is the best way to do it
MissRFTC
MissRFTC Good news, vagina is healthy, albeit shaken up.
Sockamillion
sockington Calculated deterministic probability of alternative fuel sourcing... j/k meow
MarsPhoenix
MarsPhoenix Looking forward to moving arm today. Will bend the wrist and flex the elbow. It's been stowed for 10 months so I'll move it slowly/gently.
kimbalina
kimbalina me: are you sleeping or are you talking to me? bertrand: both
Steve Jenson
stevej @stacy <3 (too cute to not do)
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