Dealt with over 9,000 email messages today... and "dealt with" does not correlate well with "replied to." about 3 hours ago from web |
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"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." -- Eleanor Roosevelt about 17 hours ago from web |
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What is the equivalent of 'Inbox Zero' for all aspects of one's life? I'm shooting for that this week. 6:25 PM Jan 1st from Tweetie |
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Dear @Ev and @Pud: There isn't a single lifetime friend of mine who doesn't know every word to Paul Revere. 3:17 AM Jan 1st from Tweetie |
She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore. She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door. 2:50 AM Jan 1st from Tweetie |
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I haven't broken any laws, eaten any carbs, lost any money, or offended anyone in 2009, yet. 12:07 AM Jan 1st from Tweetie |
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If anyone out there tonight finds themselves tackling "Regulate" at karaoke, I am indeed available to cover the Nate Dogg parts. 5:41 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from Tweetie |
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Dear Californians: Just 9 hrs left to legally endanger us all by texting while driving. Send your last danger-Tweets now! 3:11 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from txt |
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Before any bailout, let's require the auto industry to hire Michael Keaton and his Japanese counterparts from "Gung Ho." Montage! 9:00 AM Dec 29th, 2008 from web |
...and, by the way, Dear Fed: Once I close this loan, please feel free to pursue wildly inflationary monetary policy. Your pal, Chris 11:26 PM Dec 28th, 2008 from web |