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Sufism is the belief that we should not act against the political interests of
Islam. |
"Experience has proved that some people indeed know everything."
-- Russell Baker |
Proverbs 20:28
Love and faithfulness keep a king safe; through love his throne is
made secure. |
Lincoln wasn't the featured speaker at Gettysburg. The main speaker at Gettysburg spoke for two hours. Lincoln spoke for two minutes. |
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles
as if she laid an asteroid.
-- Mark Twain |
"It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up." (Joan Rivers) |
You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down. |
The word "Windows" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches. It
means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto an hourglass..." |
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode. |
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown
away? |
With YOU, I can be MYSELF ... We don't NEED Dan Rather |
My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life. |
Chism's Law of Completion:
The amount of time required to complete a government project is
precisely equal to the length of time alre ... |
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds—more than any other animal. |
Two heads are better than one.
-- John Heywood |
Our computer doesn't actually do anything, its just there to blame for our
mistakes. |
A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they work
by being declared to work.
-- Anatol Holt |
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday. |
A real person has two reasons for doing anything...
a good reason and the real reason. |
The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt in the uneasiness
experienced at being alone together.
-- Jean de la Bruyere |
