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@GroovyBrent - Yes. I may be evil, but I'm not stupid. |
Had Fett press, fold and pack my capes and Sith briefs for my trip to Macworld. It's good to put him in his place every once in a while. |
From our vast, Galactic Empire to your pale blue dot, Happy new year. |
You'd think being stuck in Times Square unable to move or pee would be evil enough, but then they go and throw in Kathy Griffin. Jealous. |
New Years Resolution: Be less pasty. |
I love New Years. Gonna pick a planet, get drunk and count down to "dropping the ball" if you know what I mean. |
Note to self: If cronies aren't sufficiently intimidated after barking out orders, check to make sure your voice box isn't set on 'mute'. |
Just saw the new VT-16. The guys were right, it's quite a thing to see. |
Sith temperament + leather gloves + mechanical hands x 5,000 tiny LEGO pieces = EPIC FAIL. Force-choke FTW! |
Haven't decided how I feel about receiving the Ultimate LEGO Millenium Falcon for Xmas. Coolest gift ever or force-choke earning prank? |
My Sith Stocking was filled with replacement air filter cartridges of the wrong size & type. Now I'll have to go exchange them. HEY, WAIT! |
That slouch Santa is only half way done with his deliveries. Meanwhile I just blew up Alderaan. Suck it Claus! |
Of course, this begs the ultimate holiday question: Who is your favorite Christmas villain? |
I'm like the Grinch, Hans Gruber, Ebenezer Scrooge and the warm breeze that melted Frosty all in one. |
The ability to deliver toys to all the children of your backward world in one night is insignificant next to the power of the Force. |
Charlestrippy, really? I'm pretty sure he didn't subjugate the galaxy or have the balls to kill younglings. Vote Vader - http://bit.ly/byUV |
@twittermuna - You're not the first and you won't be the last. However, this tweet seems to bear repeating - http://bit.ly/m7NTJ |
I don't care if there *is* mistletoe, if I catch my kids french kissing again, I swear I'll disown them! |
@gamesafoot - Real estate. |
Sent off my annual Christmas list to Santa. Spared the lives of a few hapless admirals this year to get on his good side. Hope it pays off. |
