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There is a much dorkier version of my ex (if that's even possible) here at a much cooler place than he's ever be. Irony is fun. about 5 hours ago from txt |
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Being peer pressured by a certain failed "non-drinker in January" to fall off the wagon. On Jan 2nd. One guess who it is. (I abstained, ... about 10 hours ago from txt |
The fun continues - found my journals since 1998. TWENTY-ONE YEARS of ridiculosity. Also, I used the word 'boob' at an alarmingly young age. about 13 hours ago from web |
Contemplating posting 1 inane statement from my old journals/day; i.e."I won the chugging contest w/a lightening bug down my shirt." 6/15/98 about 14 hours ago from web |
WOW. Just found my New Years Resolutions from 1995 & 1996. And they're really not all that different than ones I would/should make today!!! about 14 hours ago from web |
Even though it's technically week one-ish, started on Week 3 of my running program and it kicked my ass. But I rocked it...ow. about 17 hours ago from txt |
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Working from home today seemed like a good idea until I started watching "Heidi Klum: True Hollywood Story". Brutal for the self-esteem. about 19 hours ago from web |
Thinking that watching 5 episodes in a row of Heroes was a bad idea, at least in terms of the crazy, scary dreams I'm going to end up with. 10:27 PM Jan 1st from TwitterFon |
Finally sitting down to watch this season of Heroes. Makes me think of the last time I tried to watch it & how much has changed since then. 7:53 PM Jan 1st from TwitterFon |
Resolution #3: Giving up sugar in January...tomorrow. Which means I need some Red Velvet cake RIGHT NOW. 6:49 PM Jan 1st from txt |
Well, it took all day but finally found my underwear from last night. Won't say where, but suffice it to say it was in a 'creative' location 5:48 PM Jan 1st from web |
Resolution #2: No drinking in January (except on 1/14 for the Digg Meetup in LA.) So far, watching football w/a diet coke is BO-RING. 5:36 PM Jan 1st from web |
Overheard: Him: "He's not gay, he tripped & fell on that guy's penis." Me: "That happens!" Then I remembered there are parents in the room. 4:32 PM Jan 1st from TwitterFon |
Watching football with my pseudo-family & eating pulled pork BBQ. All the girls are discussing the hotness of quarterbacks. 3:42 PM Jan 1st from txt |
Drinking Opus One & other $100+ bottles of wine all night may help prevent hangovers but they don't do a thing against sleeping until 1:00pm 1:23 PM Jan 1st from TwitterFon |
I craft the best angry text messages in my head. Which is where I'll be leaving them. 2009 Resolution #1: Avoid, escape & abandon any drama. 9:41 AM Jan 1st from TwitterFon |
Going through my pictures. Reading my texts. Reclaiming my clothes from around the apartment. All signs point to a damn good New Years Eve! 9:19 AM Jan 1st from TwitterFon |