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apelad I was just talking to my dad about the 70s, and apparently not everybody was kung-fu fighting. 8:38 PM Nov 23rd from web

al3x Grateful that there's no such thing as air snakes. 4:34 PM Nov 19th from web

ev @miguel23 You left your Twitter account signed in on the floor model Blackberry Bold at the AT&T store on Market. (I signed out for you.) 5:46 PM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry in reply to miguel23

biz CNN is now projecting all of Canada goes to Obama—it just keeps going! 8:39 PM Nov 4th from web

ChandraLee Either Obama is a Muslim or a member of a racist black Church, but you cannot have it both ways. Choose your smear people! 7:01 PM Oct 30th from Election 2008

timoreilly This series of Obama photos gives a great view of the man and the campaign trail: http://tinyurl.com/4nvcvx (via @precipice) 11:10 PM Oct 21st from twhirl

apelad The soundtrack in hell is local news anchor pre-commercial banter. 9:33 PM Oct 6th from web

alissa Apparently Jesus Christ loves me, but only enough for $4 worth of neon posterboard and stencils to let me know. 7:17 PM Sep 11th from twitterrific

landofshad : Today's lesson learned: the orange Sharpie in my desk is *not* actually a Tide Bleach pen. 12:56 PM Sep 11th from web

lonelysandwich Wearing non-cargo shorts 'cause I saw it in a magazine, now I'm walking around with all my cargo in hand like an asshole. Fashion is stupid. 10:31 AM Aug 15th from twitterrific

al3x Was Jim Henson just like constantly tripping balls? 5:29 PM Aug 9th from twitterrific

gruber Funny how Amazon doesn't use S3 to store any assets for amazon.com. 1:31 PM Jul 20th from twitterrific

craigmod if Tokyo gets any more humid today, I will be able to swim home .. which would save me a trip to the gym! 9:21 PM Jul 17th from web

kevinrose is it just me, or is twitter not crashing? 1:46 PM Jul 9th from twitterrific

landofshad : Riding down Shelborne St. on a bicycle should be considered a form of assisted suicide. 8:10 AM Jul 3rd from mobile web

apelad Today at work when people thought I was saying "awesome" I was actually saying "blossom". I loved that show. 11:55 PM Jun 17th from web

krissy Geez! It is NOT professional to accidentally sign your name "Kissy"... feck. 5:18 PM Jun 17th from web

textism THE FREE ZELDMAN.COM SERVICE TO WHICH I AM ADDICTED IS DOWN. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. 12:34 AM Jun 11th from twitterrific

supereric Worse than spending an hour braiding a whip out of duct tape? Realizing you're going to need more duct tape. 8:29 PM Jun 10th from web

hotdogsladies Also, everyone who's either meditating or doing yoga in a stock photo: Please report to the soccer stadium for your complimentary cockpunch. 8:30 AM Jun 3rd from web

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