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In spirit of Christmas giving, bought stacks of Wolf Souffle and Giraffe Pot Pies from AH to distribute to undernourished low level newbies. |
making blueberry pancakes on a 22 inch griddle I found on the steps of a public library. |
using National Weather Service Doppler Radar technology, can now predict
in-game weather seven days in advance, including surf advisory. |
sent auto spam to 8 million random IP addresses request'g gatherable reports Rec'd 7 million strongly worded reply's. And 1 importable DB :) |
using voice activated program from Thai military website combined with a Radio Shack TRS-80, now able to continue gameplay while riding bike |
Using project management models outlined in seminar tapes, devised colored flowchart to plan and set achievable team goals in guild raids. |
using actuarial science tables downloaded from Blue Cross/Blue Shield site, calculated raid mortality rates versus rez sickness repair costs |
studied gambling techniques of the 8 most successful poker players and researched Vegas odds tables to improve my rolls on group item loots. |
re-organized gear in bank. Previously grouped seasonally, have now given each an animal name in order to coordinate outfits most efficiently |
after successfully guarding Lumber Mill area for 2 hours in PVP battleground, offered advice to dept of Homeland security. No response yet. |
investigated strange waft emanating from a hippy gang meeting nearby, then proceeded to eat a bag of cheetoes as I thought about Ron Popeil |
incorporating brain computer interface technology, a funnel and several ball bearings, I can now urinate, sleep and play WoW simultaneously. |
argued for two hours with officials at the unemployment office when I claimed that skinning was one of three jobs I held in the last 30 days |
watching 3 men play basketball |
reconfigured Quicken financial software to switch from dollars to gold, tracking my in-game savings goals for the coming 2009 fiscal year. |
gave an earful to oryanthehunter, a night elf for undercutting me by 7g at the Auction House on Truesilver rods. fell asleep on keyboard. |
purchased 4 VHS tapes of patient colonoscopies from yard sale for .08 each,sold back to strangely curious Asian fellow for .12. Profit! |
created an interface add-on that will alert me in-game regarding sales of day old fruit at all 99 cents store within a 15 mile radius. |
building a cyborg based program that will continue my game play during brief restroom breaks. |
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