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You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down. |
The word "Windows" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches. It
means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto an hourglass..." |
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode. |
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown
away? |
With YOU, I can be MYSELF ... We don't NEED Dan Rather |
My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life. |
Chism's Law of Completion:
The amount of time required to complete a government project is
precisely equal to the length of time alre ... |
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds—more than any other animal. |
Two heads are better than one.
-- John Heywood |
Our computer doesn't actually do anything, its just there to blame for our
mistakes. |
A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they work
by being declared to work.
-- Anatol Holt |
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday. |
A real person has two reasons for doing anything...
a good reason and the real reason. |
The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt in the uneasiness
experienced at being alone together.
-- Jean de la Bruyere |
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. |
An INK-LING? Sure -- TAKE one!! Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS?? |
Customer: "I have a teer to teer network." |
History, contrary to popular theories, *is* kings and dates and battles.
(Small Gods) |
"Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead."
-- Lucy Van Pelt |
There is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation through suffering.
-- Cato |
