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then i like to go "now i'm hungry because of you, so go cook me some breakfast and i'll let you go back to sleep later" works everytime |
she says things like "i'm tired because i'm pregnant" to which i say "yeah well i'm tired because you woke me up!" |
So now i like to wake her up by farting in her face |
after she does it she likes to go back to sleep laying in the middle of the living room. |
she also has this thing about waking people up just because she's up, i stopped this by sleeping naked and leaving the bedroom door open |
There's nothing like waking up at noon and hearing "i don't remember eating corn" coming from the bathroom knowing she's in it |
christ, my other roommate never shuts up, she has to update us on everything, including every bodily function |
OH: Wow when mario doesn't get the mushroom he's small with a big nose...oh god he turns into my ex girlfriend! |
yesterday i said "That's what she said" to my self out loud after saying "Josh you made a mess on the dishes" |
@threethirty that's what she said |
@threethirty i was eating cereal not mac and cheese |
@threethirty it totally was my cousin |
why is it the more you forget about your own graying hair the more people have to point it out? |
there's nothing so sad as a grown man playing super Nintendo in his jammies, eating a pot of mac and cheese while wrapped in a blanket |
@threethirty no, a ball gag would be nice though |
well the mom and daughter do, the man who lives there is a large black man who goes by Chaos |
the downstairs neighbors, the ones mentioned, look like they do crack, or meth |
we can constantly hear our neighbors having sex, and they sound like a normal woman, and a horny male water buffalo |
oh i just remembered a few other things |
that is all |
