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The #twittersecret is that you can send DM's that are 255 characters long now. Also, I'm bad at keeping secrets. |
Ew. Sorry. There should have been a comment there. It's like a mitten for your hair (COMMA) attached to your vagina. Much less offensive. |
http://thebloggess.com/?p=718 It's like a mitten for your hair attached to your vagina. Who doesn't need that? |
Okay, offensive parts of my last post have been redacted upon request and instead replaced with less offensive jokes about the holocaust. |
Fuck. Bettie Page is dead. I blame me. |
For the first time ever I kind of regret publishing a post. I bet this is how the grinch felt when he realized what a bastard he was. |
The post where I make fun of dying children and Mickey Mouse. http://thebloggess.com/?p=720 Honestly, there's something wrong with me. |
Animal kaleidoscope. Possibly cruel. Definitely awesome. http://tinyurl.com/6ov9ls |
"I'll be in my p.j's like a winter interview"? http://tinyurl.com/5jh9tw |
I've eaten all of the grapes I was using for ovaries though so I'll have to use the marbles from Hailey's Hungry Hippos game instead. |
"Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun. Dun-Dun. Dun-Dun-DUUUUN!" That one. |
When I get home tonight I'll act her surgery out again using that song they always play when Darth Vadar walks into a room. |
Fuck. It was just pointed out to me that Wagner was a possible nazi and my mangled cat is possibly Jewish. |
It was Ride of the Valkyries. She hates Wagner. |
I tried to act it out using two grapes but she just got scared and hid under the bed. I think the background music I chose was too much. |
I bet she's feel better if I could explain what happened to her using her ovaries as a visual aid but I can't because her vet is a dick. |
In related news, my cat is a fucking mess. |
I tried to explain that the vet but obviously he *wants* his mechanic to rip him off. |
Like when your mechanic changes the air filter you're supposed to ask for the old one so you know they changed it. |
But they shouldn't because it's just like air filters. |
