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@bronicablue the floor would never look better after. Hick would have to break out teh redneck tunes though
And... re: bite in mouth- just pulled out large chunk of skin. I nailed it good! Yes, this chicken is worth it. Food is pain.
Someday, at drunken money, I want to see about 50lb of sawdust on the floor.
Just bit the inside cheek with molars. This is painful enogh ass is, but I am eating super hot buffalo chicken strips. With ranch.
@mojo3melo Laryngitis: Natures ball gag
@jhonenV It's ninjas you have to look out for. They're everywhere, You can't see them cause, well, they're ninjas.
@warrenellis I've decided this just isn't working out for me, so I'm going back to bed and will try again later.
@tjcrowley judging from the track record, nobody will know this movie will have come out, let alone actually watch it.
Not enough sleep.
I bought dark knight saturday and have yet to open it. WTF is wrong with me?
@rivkasmom no but I bet you want to sell me something.
roflz. You can watch the spammers fire up and see where they are on teh globe. 3d view rocks.
@netik Twitter brainstorm idea - twitter module for Trillian
SHAVING RYANS PRIVATES!!!!
I now have people adding me on twitter based on keyword searches. Also, MLM harvesters. @netik? ;) roflz
@tjcrowley none down here in the low lands
I shouldnt sit down but after being on feet for 6 hours
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