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@kitjule-A) I've been using that line nonstop ever since Liz Lemmmmmon! first brought it into my life. B) Wolf & Lamb. :)
Craving deep-fried pickle spears. No, seriously. What? THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
Baking caramel cookies with the boy. Prob. not THE best pre-bedtime activity ever, but the cookies are crack-like and I need them NOW.
An old, flatulent Scottish man lives in my building and hangs out in the lobby. Is it SO wrong that I've mentally dubbed him "Farty McGee"?
Okay,that was a resounding "TOSS THE CHICKEN!" Next up: Find replacement dinner amidst snowstorm. Fun!
I left a frozen chicken out last night, promptly fell asleep & awoke today to find it defrosted and lukewarm BUT NOT SMELLY. Cook or toss?
Wii have a wiinner! (Sorry, I couldn't resist.) http://tinyurl.com/4bep9w
T's school is cancelled due to Impending Storm of Doom, nanny called in sick & we're out of baby cereal. Today is going to be An Experience.
For reasons that are wholly unclear, I'm doing my impression of Buddy Lembeck (of Charles in Charge fame) for J. It's pretty damn good.
@MrsCPA -YES! I have no idea why I'm still watching it. I want to throw things at Grandpa Joe. Veruca Salt is kind of badass, though.
Every time I watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I loathe Grandpa Joe more and more. Bedridden UNTIL THERE IS CANDY INVOLVED? Asshole.
@NoPasaNada - Your pants, they are AFLAME.
@onenjen- Congratulations! The name is just beautiful; can't wait to see pictures!
@greeblemonkey- And yet, when I WANT mine to be crass and say "fuck this shit," it inevitably types "duck this shot."
Whoa! Nothing like an unexpected Tiffany's package showing up on your doorstep to make a great day even better.
I *think* I just saw Kelly Ripa here downtown. Not sure. Somehow squelched the urge to tackle her & demand how she got so damned adorable.
@missbritt-Hee! This is it: http://tinyurl.com/4ahf7a. I was skeptical at first, but (a) it was free; & (b) it really is amazing. No clumps!
I may be using vibrating mascara (ON MY LASHES!) on a train, but that doesn't mean you can judge me, LADY WHO IS CLEARLY READING PORN.
@mamarosa-I feel precisely the same way about raisins. I swear, I'm grimacing just THINKING about them.
Random Confession: I actually LIKED the show Veronica's Closet.
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