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Craving deep-fried pickle spears. No, seriously. What? THEY'RE DELICIOUS. about 10 hours ago from web |
Baking caramel cookies with the boy. Prob. not THE best pre-bedtime activity ever, but the cookies are crack-like and I need them NOW. about 11 hours ago from mobile web |
An old, flatulent Scottish man lives in my building and hangs out in the lobby. Is it SO wrong that I've mentally dubbed him "Farty McGee"? 10:05 AM Dec 19th from web |
Okay,that was a resounding "TOSS THE CHICKEN!" Next up: Find replacement dinner amidst snowstorm. Fun! 9:26 AM Dec 19th from mobile web |
I left a frozen chicken out last night, promptly fell asleep & awoke today to find it defrosted and lukewarm BUT NOT SMELLY. Cook or toss? 8:50 AM Dec 19th from web |
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T's school is cancelled due to Impending Storm of Doom, nanny called in sick & we're out of baby cereal. Today is going to be An Experience. 4:38 AM Dec 19th from mobile web |
For reasons that are wholly unclear, I'm doing my impression of Buddy Lembeck (of Charles in Charge fame) for J. It's pretty damn good. 8:03 PM Dec 18th from web |
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Every time I watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I loathe Grandpa Joe more and more. Bedridden UNTIL THERE IS CANDY INVOLVED? Asshole. 6:11 PM Dec 18th from web |
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Whoa! Nothing like an unexpected Tiffany's package showing up on your doorstep to make a great day even better. 4:09 PM Dec 18th from mobile web |
I *think* I just saw Kelly Ripa here downtown. Not sure. Somehow squelched the urge to tackle her & demand how she got so damned adorable. 8:25 AM Dec 18th from mobile web |
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I may be using vibrating mascara (ON MY LASHES!) on a train, but that doesn't mean you can judge me, LADY WHO IS CLEARLY READING PORN. 6:20 AM Dec 18th from mobile web |
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Random Confession: I actually LIKED the show Veronica's Closet. 8:17 PM Dec 17th from web |