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I am excellent at wrapping presents. That is all.
Aaaaaahhhh fuck you, poetry, you worthless word-vomit non-artform.
ORANJE... BOOM!
The "do you like soccer?" scene in Cliffhanger is possibly the worst let-me-take-my-time-while-I-kill-you monologue in cinema history.
@matthewgain - anyone with a background in TV formatting could tell you that Strictly was a terrible bodge job. It was waiting to happen
Wow, Forest 2 - 0 up on Southampton. I'd been avoiding looking at the score because I was scared.
Fairly sure it's not a good sign when you greet the announcement of who's on Fighting Talk this week with a little "yes!" and a fist pump.
Mulled cider. MIDER.
I am going to mull. I will be mulling. I am Alan Mullery.
@phonogramcomic - congratulations, you sell-outs. Issue 1 is a beautiful sexy thing, and very pink.
@MrMustard - I do love Fuck You Penguin. Trying to work out how to persuade my editor to let me write about it
@mseasons - I'll have you know my mum does her best work offline.
Suggestions needed, people: The Best Things on The Internet, 2008. Can be people, sites, apps, memes, videos of kittens
@mseasons - for what it's worth, I do actually agree :-)
RT @qwghlm: Retweeting @mseasons: Anyone else think ReTweets are getting a bit out of control lately? Seriously, it's every other message.
@qwghlm - well, apparently she had just finished recording voice work for the new movie.
@JoeTheDough - I failed to disregard your last message.
Yay. I haz Spotify. And bizarrely, managed to download and install it on my supposedly locked-down work machine. Hurrah.
We're sitting on a major showbiz scoop here - our picture editor went to school with the winner of the Finnish version of Pop Idol.
@JoeTheDough - oh, cheers mate. Will do. Much 'preciated.
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