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best most random IM I've seen in a bit.
http://tinyurl.com/685gso |
Comment of the day, pregnant lady saying she wanted to have an abortion to make room for more food. |
http://twitpic.com/mrnf - Loren bought this at a swap meet. I can't believe he even touched it |
Note to self: when hot grocery cashier asks if you are baking some cookies tonight, you don't need to mention they are for an AA meeting. |
my ex's new love interest has abs that look painted on. Thanks, God! You asshole. |
hanging out with someone who has similar problems is either really stupid or remarkably insightful. I'm gonna go with stupid. |
A bunch of monks got on my bus. Monks are so rad-looking. Also a little bit hot. What? |
the beef wrath has crossed into Oh Fuck That Was A Bad Mussel Wasn't It territory, inching towards Get Me The Fuck Home NOW. |
Ate the bone-in full-size filet and mussels @ Boboquivari's as belated bday dinner. Feeling the wrath now; will possibly never eat again. |
Been listening to Greg Dulli all day. Now I want to push a woman, get violently drunk, scream and cry. |
The downside to working at Apple is when people's AIM status is "p *((void**)($ebp + 8 ))" and you don't get the joke and feel kind of dumb. |
I found a pair of antlers in the street. Brought them home, cause, free antlers, but god only knows what I'll do with them now. |
oh, you can go right ahead and fuck yourself, world. http://www.heelarious.com/ |
last time I met bf's parents, they informed me that they sponsored a child from my country, showed me a picture and asked if I knew her. |
http://twitpic.com/edka - The 12 Steps of Hipster Recovery |
Google my username and "doing rails off a hooker" appears on the first page. My mother would be so proud. |
Some days you wake up just knowing some serious shit is going to go down. |
Mad Men mentioned my favorite butcher shop, Ottomanelli's! |
Leaving All Tomorrows Parties @ 5AM and most people are still partying like it's 10 PM |
I would love to get a figure on how many kgs of cocaine were consumed at this event. |
