I've pee'ed and drank a martini on an empty stomache . I'm feeling pretty good. :) about 12 hours ago from txt |
Local woman ominously wearing all black commits vehicular suicide on the 101. It is unclear if she soiled herself pre-collision. News at ... about 13 hours ago from txt |
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Tin freeway is insane, It's a full moon, and I've got the feeling i'm gonna get hit. about 14 hours ago from txt |
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My stomach is being soooooo loud. The tiny monster living there is obviously unhappy or having a house party. about 24 hours ago from web |
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trouble is clearly defined by me today. Pig-tails, shit eating grin, sassiness, and lollypops. 1:31 PM Dec 11th from web |