I smell like bacon. And you thought it was my milkshake that brought all the boys to the yard. 36 minutes ago from txt |
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They play Cory B. Trotz commercials here? Gah, I can't escape. about 8 hours ago from web |
Dear Kelly Ripa: I don't think it's normal for a woman's hips to be the same width as her head. about 8 hours ago from web |
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A Wal-Mart haiku: Goring my eyes out / would be superior to / this current madness. about 20 hours ago from txt |
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Every time my grandmother and mother take a trip together, they steal bits of the local plants to take home to root. 2:26 PM yesterday from txt |
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Who spills coffee down the back of her white hoodie? While she's wearing it? Who does that? 1:36 PM yesterday from txt |
Let's make a Gatlinburg Bingo card: pregnant teen smoking, white lady afro with long, straight ear tendrils, same t-shirt for sale in si ... 1:15 PM yesterday from txt |
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And now my parents are pointing out every store where they bought something the last time they were here. 10:50 AM yesterday from txt |
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I haven't watched cable TV in a while. How long has the Bedazzler been back on the infomercial airwaves? 11:49 PM Dec 14th from web |