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Dear Trashmen: please stop breaking our $50 trashcan & claim it's not your problem & then tell us to rent one from you for $35 a month. Boo |
@rhartsock yes. and if hiro got the formua, wouldn't that have changed everything immediately? |
from this point on, all Apple Keynotes will be given by Steve Jobs (as rendered by Pixar) |
@korymatthew i believe now that he can live forever - as rendered by Pixar for online product "keynotes" |
@korymatthew Steve Jobs is dead. |
thinking about renting a horse (for the backyard) not only to "mow" and "fertilize", but also to make the HOA "board" earn their dues |
@chrisbergman ah, yes, his work is pretty brilliant; i wish i were that good. |
@AudioJT such a great album, still in my Top 10 all-time |
@Renaud your #2's are exactly the 2 shows I was thinking. I've not watched Breaking Bad |
@benfRank 4 syllables. diuretic. |
@ChrisWilliams well, it was - UNTIL you did that. thanks. (kidding). so far some interesting results, i shall try to recap at end of day |
@chrisbergman perhaps a Bengals fan should be a new Hero. Superpower - make others disillusional and unrealistically hopeful |
happyfun quiz time: 1) if you would only watch 1 show on TV now, what would it be? 2) if you could bring 1 show back to TV what would it be? |
@chrisbergman i like torture. there are so many other great shows, i feel moronic for wasting 13 hours with my fingers-crossed. |
@jnonfiction ok, just wanted to make sure you had a place for your heads that wouldn't cost you anything. |
that was the most dumbester stupidness season finale of Heroes yet. I warned -WARNED- you Heroes to find focus. You did not. The end. |
Apparently repeatedly saying "I will not forget my FlashCard; I will not forget my FlashCard" actually causes me to forget my FlashCard |
@jnonfiction yes! We'll talk. you guys need a place to stay? (we have extra room and basement sofabed) |
@jnonfiction we might be going now ... Details soon |
memo to all TV and films; messing in the space/time continuum spells instance failure for your plot. |
