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Been renting this house for 2 days and 2 buy offers just came in. I guess there's no rush to unpack just yet. |
My life could be a smash hit sitcom. No joke. |
Hello, internets. I have missed you. |
Time to find out how much of our stuff got banged up in the truck. Gotta love those turnpike potholes. |
Beat. |
@zachoo In my dreams, sir. In my dreams. Sadlly, it's just a Penske moving truck. |
Twenty-two feet of bright yellow fun now sits in my driveway. |
Welcome to day two of throbbing brain pain. I think all the cardboard in this house is slowly destroying my head from the inside out. |
Late to bed, early to rise. Pain behind eyes is no surprise. This corny poem made possible by insomnia, headaches and viewers like you. |
Enjoying the outdoors with temps in the 50's tonight. Fingers double-crossed for no snow this weekend. Moving vans suck enough as it is. |
Is it evil of me to purposely schedule the Dish TV guy and the cable broadband guy to be at my house for installations at the same time? |
We're slowly packing ourselves into a corner. I love navigating the narrow corridors left between boxes to get from room to room. |
Packing for packrats 101: If it hasn't been used or worn since the last time you moved, give it to someone who will appreciate it more. |
@ChrisWilliams @westerndave @centofante Thanks guys. Got a Sam's Club right around the corner. |
Scouring craigslist for moving boxes in lieu of getting raped by Uhaul in $3 increments. |
So hungry I could eat a horse... but only if the hooves of said horse were already processed into some delicious strawberry J E L L - O. |
@killregrets I'm in. Rock and/or roll. |
@killregrets Hilarious! Here's a game plan... Step 1: Form a band. Step 2: Call it "Old Man Vagina" Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit! |
Spicy homemade Maryland crab soup is the new chicken noodle. |
Somebody wake me up when the sickness is gone and my worldly possessions are conveniently unpacked in the new house. Please...? |
