Having James Frey intern at Gawker is like having Obama intern at HuffPo. about 3 hours ago from web |
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You Know You're On Facebook Too Much When.... when you accept party requests before they even arrive in your inbox. about 5 hours ago from web |
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Just returned from Michael Wolff's book release party, which was packed with people who you could tell were writing blurbs in their head. about 23 hours ago from web |
Okay, how many of you are also humming "Jizz in My Pants" at this very moment? 10:30 AM Dec 8th from web |
I'm really fucking tired of your funny, self-deprecating, helpful, fun-to-be-around attitude. 9:37 AM Dec 8th from web |
My liver filed a restraining order on me this weekend. 1:31 AM Dec 8th from web |
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"So do you want us to write about you more or less?" -Nick Denton. "Wait, I get a choice in this matter?" -Me. 4:24 PM Dec 7th from web |
Cab driver totally smoking weed on my ride home. Okay, NYC, I finally love you. 11:53 PM Dec 5th from txt |
Does it make me a celebrity whore for wanting one of those Shiba Inus from the puppy cam? 7:55 AM Dec 5th from web |
"Just looking at your history / You're like the girl in 'Misery'." 12:46 PM Dec 4th from web |
I feel such camaraderie with Kanye when he sings "You're just a spoiled little L.A. girl." 12:46 PM Dec 4th from web |
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So you're sayin it wasn't a compliment when you said I act like Peter Pan? Huh. 10:20 AM Dec 4th from web |
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The terrorists have won if you say "the terrorists have won" one more time. 4:25 PM Dec 2nd from web |
The Evil Starbucks Lady just stared at me like I hadn't showered in two days. How did she know? 11:20 AM Dec 2nd from web |
Trying to decide what to read at the "True Sex Confessions" event I've been asked to read at. This is a disaster waiting to happen! 7:15 PM Dec 1st from web |