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Heading to The Yucatan for a week or so. Hope the fruit is as delicious as I recall! For me, traveling is all about fresh local produce.
ReTweet: new post at my blog, www.sargeworld.com, "The Art of Chinese Buffets."
Link to my recent appearance on This Week in Media with @daisywhitney, @drkiki, @davidrewalt, and Bill Tancer. Listen: http://tr.im/1utg
Just posted new entry on my blog, www.sargeworld.com, entitled "The Art of the Chinese Buffet." Go read about my harrowing experience...
The last seven rapid fire tweets from @larrykcolumn (Larry King) are required reading. Simply mandatory...
A great, well-deserved review of @molzy's site DemoGirl http://tr.im/1ss3 Follow her and learn about new Web 2.0 sites through her videos!
What's truly amazing is what my old pal Gary Coleman wore to court. Yes that's a cowboy hat, but is that a snow bib? http://tr.im/1rrm
Finally busted loose from Olive Garden. Was shackled there for 3 days, all the while being mouth fucked with salads. Truly was never ending.
"Slumdog Millionaire" isn't playing anywhere near Phoenix. Going to The Olive Garden instead. More salads? Yes, please and thank you.
2 turkeys, a ham, a duck, 8 side dishes, 13 bottles of wine, 9 people. Apparently the recession hasn't hit my brother's house.
Airport is so empty we started playing laser tag. Security frowned on it, though.
By the way, the answer is 0. I don't use toilet paper. Internet Superstars don't poo.
Many of you have asked what my forthcoming show with @sarahlane and @jayspeiden and me will be called. Answer: Nancy Grace
"General Motors, Martin Sargent End Endorsement Deal" new blog entry on www.sargeworld.com
Let's play a game! I'm working at Revision3 again today, so you guess how many rolls of toilet paper I can smuggle out in my backpack!?
I was clearly the most spiritually advanced person in my yoga class.
Amazing Saturday night: Judge Judy is on Larry King! Taking phone off the hook...
I'm @revision3 finishing up a project. Everyone else is in staff meeting, behind closed doors. Hmmm...what mischief could I get into...
So excited! Just came up with the next great show idea! It will be the greatest show ever made!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if I could get a gig as part of the Jeopardy! Clue Crew?