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Nerds fighting. Awesome. #Starbucks
You call it dirty. I call it 'Shabby Chic.'
Making a cake. GAH.
Who wants a brand spankin' new XBOX 360 for free? http://tinyurl.com/69yb2z
@kristysf That is AWESOME news! :) Congrats!
@brandabouttown Oh, I know! :) But I would advise against it- The hot toy here in Nashville this Christmas is button-on-a-string!
@brandabouttown WOW! It must be SO FUN to have a Wii Fit! I mean, I'm just guessing, of course! We don't have Wii Fits in Nashville!
Dear Bratz, Karma's a bitch. Love, The Moms
There's nothing like the deeply comforting sound of my son banging his head into the kitchen window over and over and over again.
My best idea of the day: Commission your artsy teen to do a family portrait, in any style they desire. That's what I just did.
Too many people in Starbucks. Can't they see I'm trying to WRITE?!
Only Daddy Warbucks could afford the hot toys this Christmas... http://tinyurl.com/629cuc
@mamarosa If you need motivation, BLOG FOR ME. Just don't mention heaven, mkay? ;/
Just drove past a packed Loveless Cafe. I can't believe people are still stuffing their faces. I feel like a float in the Macy's Parade.
Cleaned every room in the house yesterday except my bathroom because who's going in MY BATHROOM? Turns out.... EVERYBODY. *sigh*
@Maria0305 OMG now you can SUE MCDONALDS!! Lucky
It is now time to resort to Thanksgiving Cleaning Plan B: Distract parents the moment they arrive and steal their eyeglasses.
Attention Tire Barn. Thanksgiving is TOMORROW. You are not allowed to be closed TODAY. People have nails in their tires and sh#t. Turkeys.
@pwilson Back at ya, Turkey!
I think I'll be supremely annoying today and call everyone I speak with today, "Turkey!"
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