Maintenance just came by to water my plants in my office while I'm blaring "O Come All Ye Faithful" by Twisted Sister. Epic Win. about 4 hours ago from Ping.fm |
EVERBODY: I SAID WARM, NOT HOT. Obvs all of them would be best fresh. But are better cold rather than reheated. P.S. It was joke P.P.S. STFU about 5 hours ago from Ping.fm |
Dear @sockington, I'm looking for a cat. I can provide you with a better environment. Also, what are your thoughts on LOLcats? Love, Jamie M about 6 hours ago from web |
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Seen on the way to work this morning: A van with "Wash me kthx" written into the dirt. I was tempted to get out and write "No Wai!" 8:55 AM Dec 10th from Ping.fm |
"We have some Viking problems" - Good thing I'm in the appliance industry, otherwise this phrase would have a new meaning. 9:31 AM Dec 9th from Ping.fm |
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Cheetahs are endangered now. Everybody needs to do their part and buy more Cheetos. We're with you in this hard time, Chester. 12:25 PM Dec 8th from Ping.fm |
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My Archaeologist friend is getting a Stonehenge cake for her birthday. I'd like a Cascading Style Sheetcake in July, please. 11:03 AM Dec 8th from Ping.fm |
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I've never had a full day of football effect my dreams before. But it's nice to know the subconscious me has some kickass touchdown dances. 8:37 AM Dec 8th from Spaz |
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