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When I say "Scroll", and your first thoughts are of an ancient papyrus text, maybe you shouldn't be on the webmaster team. |
@hodgman John Hodgman linked to the Halloween Candy Code article. Score! |
Oboy an office party! Break out the 20-year old Scotch tape! |
What is the name of that movie where the grizzed old webmaster comes back out of retirement to stun everyone with his killer app? |
These alcohol wipes are defective. The taste could use a little help too. |
The Fish, CFL and Chinese herb industries are each in full CYA mode after Jeremy Piven was diagnosed with mercury poisoning. |
There are no rims on this earth which will make your Prius look gangster. |
In your case a nicotine patch is going to vastly out-perform any kind of age-defying skin cream. |
I wonder what people are thinking when they put a "confirm email" field on forms, like I'm not C/Ving from the "email" field just above it. |
Made myself and the dental assistant crack up today while I was having my teeth cleaned. "Are you trying to inflate that one?" |
I keep picturing Bush practicing the folksy retelling of his assassination attempt. |
Dude. If you were any more drunk, even the breathalyser would need a ride home. |
Rethinking this Chinese bootleg Netflix. Just this month I've got an infected Australia, two scratched Bolts and a tainted Milk. |
I guarantee there has already been a meeting at Blizzard about putting throwable shoes into the next Warcraft add-on. |
Yes! Just snatched scottkurtz.com from some jerk who has been sitting on it for years. |
The great thing about the Terminator franchise: the first 3 films just show the backstory on one Skywalker/Neo/McGuyver world-saving badass. |
As of 11:20 Sunday, Hannah Montana is bigger than _actual_ Montana. |
Today it is cold in Sacramento, therefore any theory of global warming must be false. |
How many foreign objects do I need to discover before this bagel is considered foreign food? |
TSA is going to catch hell for letting that guy into the news conference with his missle shoes. |
