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@Todd_Bollack Yeah, but the problem arises when the ONLY cutting board someone owns is a decorative glass one! FAIL!
@cackleberry If you disinfect with a bleach solution you'll be fine. Better that than glass that dulls your knives and makes you slip
@theambershow I just prefer to use poly cutting boards, I have separate ones for beef, chix, fish, veg, etc. And I ALWAYS disinfect them all
@cackleberry people who keep kosher have a legitimate use for glass cutting boards for meat. I say just keep dedicated poly cutting boards.
@theambershow He was right to scold you. It totally destroys knives. Plus, they always seem to be "bumpy" & you can't slice things cleanly
And while you're at it, it would be nice if you owned a dish sponge. I know you LOVE your dishwasher, but sometimes you need to hand wash
And why is it that people who have glass cutting boards NEVER have any other boards?? Sound is worse than fingernails on a chalkboard
Had a difficult dinner service tonight: Nice people, but sheesh, try having a decent cutting board! Glass cutting boards are the worst ever!
Dear Mark Bittman: You're a brilliant writer and your recipes are great, but you come off as a total ugly American lecherous prick w/Bassols
just caught a glimpse of Marica Cross on Ellen. Whever the makers of Botox run low on supply, they have only to squeeze some out of her face
Palin has got her nerve, saying we need to unite, after the nasty divisive invective she spewed for the last few months.
@BigToys What can I say, I'm hungry.
Dear Amy's Chinese Restaurant. Thanks for leaving so many tiny pieces of bone in my Roast Duck Noodle soup. I needed my esophagus torn up.
@howardgr @foodphilosophy Yeah, and like most married couples, we hardly ever have sex with each other! (make that never)
sometimes people just don't get the big picture. They get caught up in their own shit and miss the good that people around them are up to
You know the challenge on Survivor is physically challenging when the boobies start to pop out and CBS has to blur them!
@cj69collins @ronprada_soho Yes, dears, I'm not naive. Just wondering when the people are going to wake the fuck up.
Dear NY City Council: YOU SUCK! You're in bed with Bloomberg. The PEOPLE of NY already voted for term limits.Don't you believe in democracy?
@spicedogs @banannie @christies1968 My point is that it makes 'em look insecure. Being a MOM is AMAZING, why try so hard to be "important"?
I think Mom's are amazing, but how f'ing annoying is it when they list their "profession" as "Doctor, chauffeur, chef, psychiatrist," etc)
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