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Those reports affect our bonuses, which is kind of great for me, because you wouldn't know from looking at her, but Pam's a gold digger. 5:02 PM Dec 8th from web |
Alright Great Scott, if you’ve found that choking hazard poster, just head on home… 2:42 PM Nov 17th from web |
When Michael plays the hypothetical game I always say yes…and I am always busy… 5:11 PM Nov 10th from web |
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Hey you remember that time I helped you do your laundry, and that crazy guy came in and started yelling at you? 2:39 PM Oct 29th from web |
Okay, you gotta hear this. Jan's shower is going on right now, she's singing Son of a Preacher Man. Everyone's just STARING at her! 2:09 PM Oct 27th from web |
Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. 8:31 AM Oct 27th from web |
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Hey, Jim, um, listen, can I call you back in a little bit? I made friends. 12:13 PM Oct 17th from web |
I don't really know Ronnie. But I have a feeling I will get to know her well over the next few years. Eventually declare my love for her 4:34 PM Oct 16th from web |
I can't believe I'm saying this but Michael is killing it with Holly. I think I know why. It's because Holly is kind of a major dork. 9:51 AM Oct 16th from web |
Because most of the time, friends don't talk about other friends' butts. 9:34 AM Oct 16th from web |
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Prima nocta is from the movie Braveheart and confirmed on Wikipedia is when the King got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night 11:42 AM Sep 8th from web |
I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member of the committee. We'll act on this now. 8:50 AM Sep 8th from web |
Ok, y'know what why don't we play that alphabet game you were talking about? 1:48 PM Sep 5th from web |