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Alex thinks that umbrellatoday.com is manned by a stoner who often sleeps in and forgets to check the weather. His 8 am text just arrived.
Don't mean to sound all revolutionary here, but when you agree be an expert source for an article? You're supposed to have something to say.
There's an ad on my site for a Hallmark ornament wherein a daddy bear and tutu-clad daughter bear are dancing. It's all just so very creepy.
Not to be melodramatic, but I just found a thin layer of dust on my sunglasses. Oh Bahamas, where art thou? WILL THE RAINS EVER STOP?
Love the fact that my husband always throws a "1" into the "!!!" mix when IMing excited news, as if a hyperventilating tween on a TRL board.
Dreamed last night we moved back into our first apt but it was totally horribly cluttered and I lost it. Can I please have normal dreams?
Wow, are all universal remotes really that ugly? Waah, why can't Apple make one?! Life in the RDF (http://is.gd/3XrH) can be so TRYING.
You can't hear me right now (thankfully) but I am singing "aaat laaaaaaast" because I have been waiting for these FOREVER. http://is.gd/9Wmh
You would think that typing the aigu as much as I do in my line of work I would remember the ASCII code (233) for it by now. You'd be wrong.
As predicted, two insanely warm & lush-looking sweaters arrive as the temperature hits 60. Too bad I can't manage smart AND pretty at once.
http://is.gd/aZT4 Aw, sniffle. I had better croissants at Patisserie Claude's than I ever had in Paris. La Bergamote just isn't the same.
I want to know why Whole Foods doesn't stock beef broth, bouillon, stock or consomme. I demand answers!
@helenjane It was a big blur of rickrack and textured wrapping paper and bakery twine and goodie bags and somehow just $23.73. I swooned.
I maintain that nobody likes Christmas more than this Jew: trees, sparkling lights, eggnog... John Denver and the Muppets. There, I said it.
Reporters with iPhones: Have you found any great voice recording software or apps for calls? I need one, but am confused by my choices. Thx!
Honestly, some days I would love to be a fly on the wall of these "test kitchens" that recipes graduate from... they must be magical.
OMFG. Just saw that Alex picked up a box of *12* Pilot Precise V5 Extra Fine Black Rolling Ball Pens. I THINK HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE ME.
Paralyzed by neither-appealing options of making endless calls for big article one or two. Think I will take a nap instead. Oh, I dream big.
The problem with freelancing is that there is nobody around to talk sense into me when I think "what this coffee really needs is Baileys".
So cold in here, I just ordered two insanely warm and lush-looking sweaters on sale. Because, you know, that's really going to help me now.