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Woke up from a nap to find my kids, my dogs and my husband all snuggled on the couch watching Star Wars. My own clan of geeks. Sigh.
I have done nothing today but enjoy my husband wait on me hand and foot. You might say I'm enjoying myself. Grin.
My husband is cooking me lunch. After doing 3 loads of laundry and cleaning out the kitchen pantry. I must have died and woke up in heaven.
My husband surprised me by coming home last night and joining me at a family birthday party
@Assertagirl Walking a thin Canadian line there chicklet. I'll let you keep your passport but YOU ARE ON NOTICE! You hear me?
@Twinsma Honey,I always have bright red hooker claws. Ask anyone. It makes typing difficult so I just peck @ the keyboard with my nose.
So I took pictures of the moose (mooses? meese? meeses?) in my yard and all I got was their ass ends flying into the bushes. Such babies.
@Assertagirl That's it,I'm revoking your Canadian citizenship!!Hand over your maple syrup and know that you are banned from all hockey rinks
I'm headed south again peoples. I'm making a run for the border. Look for me in Nashville this February. I'm gonna be the next Dolly Parton.
Suppose it would help if I gave you the link for part four eh? http://bit.ly/1006a
All right peeps. Chapter four is up. It's getting dicey over at my place.
Okay. Shutting down the twitter and cutting myself off from my tweeps. Cuz it's time to blog part four so y'all don't lynch me. See u later.
@SookieBonTemps At least he's not pooping on your bed. You know you're in trouble when that happens.
@motherbumper Sorry Bumper. I can't help myself. You are just too damn short. Gah.
@SookieBonTemps It's pretty, sure. But not near as purdee as a certain dog we both know. Especially when he's in man mode.
@Fussypants Of my moose? Or are you begging for a picture of my boobs again? Cuz I've told you before I'm not that kinda girl
Now there are TWO mooses in my yard. Next up: A herd of reindeer and a pack of drunken elves. Whoot! Let the good times begin!
There is a giant MOOSE in my yard. Too bad it's not hunting season. Who am I kidding? My hubs would want the antlers hung over our bed. Ew.
Christmas giveaway over at my friend's blog. Please go and show support. Win free stuff!http://bit.ly/bwD1
Almost a foot of snow fell last night. Snowdrifts swallow both of my midget dogs. Somehow this makes me giggle as they tunnel around.
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