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I have learned tonight that you do not fuck with seniors playing bingo. I'd feel safer burning an American flag at a Toby Keith concert. 8:50 PM Dec 9th from web |
Someone just threw a snowball at me on Facebook. They need an option for an escalated response like, "Punch them in the nose". 7:56 PM Dec 7th from web |
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When you think you've seen every episode of a given show, it is a delightful treat to find out you're wrong. 2:56 PM Dec 7th from web |
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Note to body builders. You look f-ing ridiculous when your head is too small for your roid body. Keep that shite in proportion. 8:43 PM Dec 6th from web |
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Wondering when the energy goblin that stole my energy last week is going to return it to me. 2:36 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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I just heard a Russian woman yelling at her husband to be more American. 11:59 AM Nov 25th from web |
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