Ooh, this exam looks like a cakewalk. The rules of law school: if you win a cake in one of these, you can use it to bribe a hiring partner. about 8 hours ago from twitterrific |
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Oh you accidentally made a venti it's more than I need but hell if I'm making you pour it into a smaller cup so let's go OK MOON ZOOM about 17 hours ago from twitterrific |
Playing "real-mullet ironic-mullet" in the subway. Unfortunately, the game is moot in New Jersey. 10:15 PM Dec 12th from txt |
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You know you're a geek when you get a new party member in a dream. Oh, and try to give him your awake phone number, cause he's a cool dude. 10:36 AM Dec 12th from twitterrific |
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My limerent relationship with coffee has reached a new low. I can't even look at it when I talk to it anymore. 12:04 PM Dec 11th from twitterrific |
Racist ex IM'd to let me know what she's been up to. Two kids, saying "ghetto" when she means "black people," you know. The usual. 9:19 AM Dec 11th from twitterrific |
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♪You found the secret code I use / to wash away my lonely blues / it's just my PIN on a Post-It, dude / I handle my problems by eating food♬... 11:15 AM Dec 10th from web |
It's actually an impassioned case for human perfectibility. She looks good, but Juvenile imagines a world where she also backs that azz up. 8:16 AM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
Five law exams over the next week. You could give me a helicopter and I wouldn't even manage a faint smile. 9:37 PM Dec 9th from twitterrific |
A heart of stone / a loaded gun / I kissed a girl / and I liked it / I can give you life / I can take it away / don't mean I'm in love 2nite 8:36 PM Dec 9th from twitterrific |
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