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Aaah go on... before I give you a fat lip, I tell you what. |
Willikers! |
Aw, gee, pop. That'd be swell! |
For the rest of the weekend I'm going to try to talk like kids did in 1940s Hollywood movies. |
Unbollweevable -- San Diego burger chain Boll Weevil shuts down (they did some decent burgers): http://tinyurl.com/6bdc8t |
@BeaucoupKevin & @jbacardi Please make sure the stadium is FILLED TO CAPACITY - STANDING ROOM ONLY - with fans, before the nuke is dropped. |
Two new Cool Jerk strips! And by "strips" I mean "nearly naked." No wait I'm doing it wrong. Nevermind. Anyway -> http://tinyurl.com/4jhu4e |
@justjenn Bigfoot? WHAT? WHERE? Oh sorry -- always have to be prepared for the impending Sasquatchpocalypse. |
30 years of Fantastic Four and Faygo (mostly Faygo): http://tinyurl.com/5g6fjz |
@vintagecaveman LISTENING TO NORMAN FUCKING OSBORN TELL ME HOW IT'S GONNA BE. Here's how it's gonna be: SHZAK! Doom's in charge. Questions? |
@vintagecaveman Doopadoo I'm Dr. Doom, most brilliant, regal and arrogant bad-ass in Marvel Universe QUIETLY SITTING AT A MEETING TABLE + |
I know the writer is here Tweeterverse, but GOD I'm bent at how out-of-character Doom was written in "Dark Reign." Don't get me started. |
@TheOtherJeff Comic Sans - Come back, Papyrus... all is forgiven. |
@TheOtherJeff Comic Sans - The Paris Hilton of fonts. |
@TheOtherJeff Comic Sans - Guaranteed to be uglier than your own handwriting. |
Was a time that I'd rather chew glass than watch CBS, but their Monday-night line-up is REALLY funny (well, up to 9:30). |
@vintagecaveman I'll do ya one better. I heart the animated Esurance gal, but I REALLY heart Spraychel. |
Here are screengrabs of me from the aforementioned Sputnik show: http://tinyurl.com/5ometp and http://tinyurl.com/5fvafb |
...and here's @burningkitchen's vantage point (they allowed cameras): http://tinyurl.com/57srlv |
We were in the front row, in front of Tony James. EFFING AWESOME CONCERT! Here's the video: http://tinyurl.com/54rwqp |
