So I live in Canada now, and all of a sudden Propagandhi are touring Australia?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I WAITED A DECADE. about 12 hours ago from web |
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There's a curious rattling coming through the wall. At first we thought it was people shagging, but it's been going for around 30 hours now. about 21 hours ago from web |
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If you can memorize the alphabet, sight-reading Russian is a breeze. Comprehension... that's a different game. 6:07 PM Dec 9th from web |
I'm officially no longer on vacation when I'm excited about a great price on 36 cans of Coke. 5:27 PM Dec 9th from web |
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Wh...why would my brother friend Jayme on facebook? We've been dating a month. That's not family-facebook-friending territory. 12:43 PM Dec 9th from web |
Bizarre revelation: I haven't worn purple since I turned 13. And I've only worn yellow once in my life. Once. And it was a borrowed shirt. 12:05 PM Dec 9th from web |
I don't know whether to attribute the weight loss to healthy eating and exercise, stress, or parasites. 10:46 AM Dec 9th from web |
Gotta say it: I didn't like Pan's Labyrinth that much. Normally I'm a sucker for protagonist-sacrifices-themselves films, but I hate kids. 12:58 AM Dec 9th from web |
It's high time the boxer-brief designers of this world admitted that the fly was a bad idea, or just call it a peek-a-boo hole and be done. 12:49 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie |
The care instructions say Warm, Dry Iron. I say this thing hasn't seen an iron in seven months and it's time to bring the steam. 11:11 AM Dec 8th from web |
Damnit, @thetitman is going to the store and he won't buy me custard because it's a dairy product. That's some SERIOUS lactose intolerance. 11:38 PM Dec 7th from web |
I can't believe I'm writing a 3000-word diary entry. Not even intended for publication or anything. Absurd! 11:36 PM Dec 7th from web |
Mmmmmm. Long, rambly, stream-of-consciousness writing is good for the soul. I need to do more of this. 10:10 PM Dec 7th from web |
Oh sweet Jesus, I just realized I had a nap today too. It's really happening. Better fire up the Depends™ before it's too late. 7:21 PM Dec 7th from web |
I just ate dinner. At 4.30PM. Now I'm enjoying a gin and tonic. Skipping over the quarter life crisis and headed straight for old age. 4:46 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie |