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P.S. I'm in Hawaii |
Hawaii concern: Do I go to sleep to a) the sound of the waves lapping on the shore b) HBO on Demand? |
Intro to a niche stewardess fantasy: "Coffee, tea, or pee?" |
I hope before I leave this winter wonderland I get to see a poofy fox running through the snow. |
@brofax I'm in Breckenridge. A winter wonderland. |
@Just_Alison whoops, I just got happier. |
Dear 13-year-old-Jordan: We've sold out. BUT we get free video games. Are we okay with this? Love, Current Jordan |
P.S. I'm in Colorado |
Saw this sign: "Famous Colorado-style Pizza". If it's as good as that Wyoming-style hot dog I had, count me in! |
Baby, I'm going to be all over you like Dads on "Caddyshack" |
Prepping for sketch rehearsal. I've got one sketch about Teddy Roosevelt and one about water slides. |
In the words of @youngamerican , hang it up 8:00am press junket |
A few hours till Jon Hamm interview. I will do as the Aztecs do and eat his heart to gain his powers. |
Want to collapse from work/travel/grumpiness. Just found out have to go see new Keanu movie. Seeing shitty movies should be fun, not work |
@targemq8 it's one of those internet scams. Don't give football any credit card numbers. |
I imagined a movie exec. who thought we needed a "High Fidelity, but for video games". I then spent several hours being mad at the fake guy |
A fine comedy sketch http://www.ucbcomedy.com/vi... |
I pull off the tomato, I pour on the ketchup. |
@xenijardin Miss Jardin! I never! Such fowl language from such a demure internet celebrity |
The word "deluge" should never be used when describing a sex act. |
